Quel film est-ce?

bubull51 a écrit:

bon ce topic est mort ou quoi?!!!
faut le relancer donc une tite phrase bien mortel:

-what is yourrrr name?!
-i'm arthur, king of the britons!
-what is yourrrr quest?!
-to seek the holy graal!
-what is yourrrr favorrrrite colour?!!!
-blue...
-that's ok...
jvous fait pas la suite sa serait trop long

Tu dis de la merde Bubull, désolé de te le dire mais je suis un inconditionnel des Monty Pythons, et le dialogue original c'est :

"- Stop ! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three.. Gné? the other side he see !
- Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper, I'm not afraid !
- What is your name ?
- My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot !
- What is your quest ?
- To seek the Holy Grail !
- What is your favorite colour ?
- Blue !
- Well, off you'll go !
- Well, thank you... Thank you very much.
- THAT EASY !
- Stop ! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three.. Gné? the other side he see !
- Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper, I'm not afraid !
- What is your name ?
- Sir Robin of Camelot !
- What is your quest ?
- To seek the Holy Grail !
- What is the capital of Assyria ?
- I don't know that ! ahhhhhhhh !
- Stop ! What is your name ?
- Sir Gallahad of Camelot
- What is your quest ?
- I seek the Grail !
- What is your favorite color ?
- Blue !... No !
- Stop ! What is your name ?
- It is Arthur, King of the Britains !
- What is your quest ?
- To seek the Holy Grail !
- What is the high-speed velocity of a gné swallow ?
- What do you mean ? An African or an European swallow ?
- I, I, I don't know that ! wahhhhh !

Bon, y doit y avoir des fautes, c'est moi qui ai tou réécouté pour le remarquer

PS : voici un original :




Title: The Bridge of Death
From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Transcribed By: unknown
Edited By: Adam Fogg


King Arthur: Now, we are about to attempt to cross...the Bridge of Death! The
gate-keeper of the Bridge will ask any who attempt to cross five
questions---Sir Bedevere: Three, sire.

Arthur: (pause) Oh, yes, three. He who successfully answers these five
questions--

Bedevere: Three, sire!

Arthur: (slightly longer pause) Ah, three, then...er, may pass in safety.
However, anyone who fails to correctly answer all five questions-

Bedevere: THREE, sire!

Arthur: I KNOW IT'S BLOODY THR--ahem, yes, of course, three. (black look
at Bedevere)...will be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!!!

(dramatic music)

Arthur: (continuing) Sir Robin, why don't you go?

Sir Robin: Er...I've got an idea! Why doesn't Sir Lancelot go?

Sir Lancelot: Yes, I'll take him, sire. (about to draw sword) I'll make a
feint to the North-East, and then--

Arthur: No, no, just answer the questions, Sir Lancelot.

Lancelot: But I'd really like a feint to the North-East, sire...

Arthur: No, Sir Lancelot. We'll all be right behind you, listening...

Lancelot: (sheathing sword) I...understand, sire.

Arthur: Our prayers go with you, Sir Lancelot.

(Lancelot approaches the bridge. Suddenly, out of nowhere,
the BRIDGEKEEPER appears.)

Bedevere: (whispering) It's the old man from Scene 24!!

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Lancelot: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Lancelot: Sir Lancelot of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?

Lancelot: Blue.

Bridgekeeper: Right, off you go.

Lancelot: (slightly surprised) Oh! Well, thank you. Thank you very much.

(and off he goes. The knights look at each other.)

Robin: That's EASY!!!

(A mad rush for the bridge. Robin arrives first. The knights
cluster behind. A few sniff and wrinkle their noses, and the
group backs off.)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Robin: (excitedly) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper, I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Robin: Robin of Camelot.

Bridgekeeper: What...is you quest?

Robin: I seek the Grail!

Bridgekeeper: What...is the capital of Assyria?

Robin: (indignant) I don't know THAT!! (An unseen force whisks him up
and over the side.) AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

(The knights pause, realizing this may be a bit tougher than
all that.)

*** Note: The following bit was cut from the movie. ***

Bedevere: What shall we do, sire?

Arthur: Well, I'm not sure, but...

Bridgekeeper: (off) What...goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

Sir Gawain: (off) Uh...er...ah...Babylon? AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!

*** Movie resumes. ***

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Sir Galahad: (swallowing) Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper...I am not
afraid...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Galahad: (nervous) Sir Galahad...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Galahad: (really nervous) To seek the Grail...

Bridgekeeper: What...is your favorite color?

Galahad: (relieved) Blue! (starts across; oops) NO!
YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!

(Arthur steps forward)

Bridgekeeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Bridge of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.

Arthur: Ask me your questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

Bridgekeeper: What...is your name?

Arthur: King Arthur of the Britons!

Bridgekeeper: What...is your quest?

Arthur: I seek the Holy Grail!

Bridgekeeper: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Arthur: (brief pause) What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?

Bridgekeeper: (confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!

Bedevere: (crossing behind Arthur) How do you know so much about swallows,
sire?
Arthur: Well, you have to know these sorts of things when you're a king,
you know...

*** Note: The following bit was cut from the movie. ***

(Arthur and Bedevere approach a gigantic lake.
A boat in the shape of a dragon glides slowly
towards them. As they prepare to cross, the
same old man suddenly appears before them.)

Boat-keeper: STOP!
He who would cross the Sea of Fate
Must answer me these questions twenty-eight!

(Arthur and Bedevere look at each other. They look
at the old man. They look back at each other. They
pick the old man up, throw him in the water, and board
the ship.)






- I am

We're the knight.... Who saaaaay "NI" !!!!!

wé dsl francois je savais bien ke c'était pas éxactement ca mais le principal y est!!!

sinon...WE ARE THE KNIGHT WHO SAY...HEKIHEKIHEKIHEKI PATANG!!!!!!!!

bon une autre phrase!!!!

you'll have to cut the biggest three of the wood with...a hareng!!!!

(petite justification: j'ais un cour de théatre à ma fac & la prof a choisi un sketch des monthy python donc bah bien évidement j'ais éjaculer dans mon frok direct & là j'men remet toujours pas...)

Personne trouve pour mon film ? Ou tout le monde a zappé dans l'optique de dire des conneries (ce qui me semble être l'option la plus probable )

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Effectivement, on ne refait pas ses classiques https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shi9C368X0s

-"Qu'on le couvre d'or!!!"
-"Wé c'est ca qu'on avait prévu à la base! Qu'on me couvre d'or!!!!"

ahh, je connais ça, faut que je retrouve !! Euh, ce serait pas encore astérix et obélix mission cléopatre, mais le film cette fois, avec Jamel Debouze qui dit ça ?

allé a moi , c'est un film avec des extraterrestre
et un champoin ( ça aide beaucoup !!)

"si j'étais un poulet géant, dans un centre comercial , ou est ce que je me cacherais ?"

une autre citation du mème film

" vous prenez quois ?l'aile ou la cuisse ??"
( la bète se reveille et guelle wargh!!!!!!!)
-boum! le blanc! =)

Evolution?

remiXeurdefrui a écrit:

Evolution?

bingo ! le champoin a aidé??

wé bravo francois c'est sa!!!!

une autre!
-"Renton dis quelque chose.....RENTON DIT QUELQUE CHOSE MERDE!!!!!!!"
-"jprépare un fix..."

bubull51 a écrit:

wé bravo francois c'est sa!!!!

une autre!
-"Renton dis quelque chose.....RENTON DIT QUELQUE CHOSE MERDE!!!!!!!"
-"jprépare un fix..."

C'est pas trainspotting ou qqchose ?
ca m'dit qqchose le nom renton

bn j'veu bien que tu kiff trainspotting bubull mais fau pas le sortir a tout les coups c'est pas drole!!

mini_drink&drunk a écrit:

bn j'veu bien que tu kiff trainspotting bubull mais fau pas le sortir a tout les coups c'est pas drole!!

désolé je peut pas m'en empécher!!! c'est plus fort que moi!!!!

"Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
désolé...

Rocky si je ne m'abuse

j'en renvoie un!
"-sarah conor?
-non c'est pas la c'est la porte a cotée!"
ou encore:
"-combien de sucres?
-16!"
ou encore:
"-attention cherie ça va trancher"

yabou a écrit:

j'en renvoie un!
"-sarah conor?
-non c'est pas la c'est la porte a cotée!"
ou encore:
"-combien de sucres?
-16!"
ou encore:
"-attention cherie ça va trancher"

La cité de la peur

Un autre :
"Cours poufiasse ! COURS !"

scary movie mais je sais plus lequelle sa fait trop longtemp que je les ais vue.

"je mets de la menthe dans la bouteille, la guèpe est attirée par la menthe et rentre dans la bouteille et elle meurt d'asphixie... Ou du diabète. Bah ouais, c'est con une guèpe"

Camping biensur!
Enorme ce film, c'est une légende pour moi!
J'en met un:

"-Va te faire foutre!
-Quand maintenant?daccord j'y vais.
-Ah quel con..."

ou encore:

"A disparus, poil au cul
Au large du port de Valparaiso"

Un indice, ce film est assez vieux.

je sais pas!

Bon, puisque personne ne trouve, c'était : La classe américaine.
J'avoue ne pas avoir mis des passages très "culte" mais bon, tant pis...

florian38 a écrit:

Bon, puisque personne ne trouve, c'était : La classe américaine.
J'avoue ne pas avoir mis des passages très "culte" mais bon, tant pis...

C'est pas le film que mecanos nous avait conseillé ?